Ms. TMI in at 9:30 today!!! Must be some kind of a record. She has been keeping her head down and working today; no doubt to make up from earlier in the week. She did take some time to share these little gems with me about her about her 2 brothers (I think they are actually like step-brothers twice removed or something). Anyway, here is what I learned:
· Brother 1 is developmentally delayed, but still managed to get a drivers license. He also recently was in a little accident and fled the scene. He was making a left hand turn at an intersection where there was a “no left hand turn” sign posted. Her opinion is that his inability to follow the traffic signs is the exact reason he shouldn’t be driving. (Note: just 2 weeks ago she told me all about ticket for “failure to stop.” hmmmmm).
· Brother 2 is also a driver and has his car all done up with fancy lights and paint and what have you. She referred to it as such: “I don’t want to be racist or anything, but it’s like a spick mobile.” (note: if you preface any sentence with “I don’t want to be racist” you are probably going to say some inappropriate shit).
· Brother 2 is dating a crazy person. She has multiple personality disorder and has undergone electroshock therapy. But don’t worry, she is a very likable personable.
· Brother 2 and MPD girlfriend recently house sat while she was away. Over the weekend they decided to do a photo shoot in her bedroom and then post the pictures on Facebook. I guess over sharing runs in the “family.”
This all serves as a nice little reminder to not tell Ms. TMI ANYTHING that you don’t want the whole world to know.
Cheers!
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